No Adult Supervision, Inc. is in business for the sole purpose of servicing the customer. If you have any type of need, give us a call. 

Originally founded as Anything For A Buck Enterprises, the economy quickly took its toll on the firm. We soon discovered that doing anything for a buck (and that means ANYTHING) could prove to be much less profitable than we had hoped.

The firm struggled for a while doing business as Anything For A Buck And A Quarter, but once again we were doomed to fail economically.

Re-organized again, we now strive to offer the finest service available for a reasonable fee.

If you ever find yourself in need of any of our services, please don't hesitate to call for a prompt, no obligation quote. One of our friendly representatives will be pleased to assist you.

We offer a broad range of services that include:

Hands-Free Belt Buckle Polishing - Belly Button Lint Removal - Fortune Cookie Writing - Odor Testing - Alligator Wrangling - Pet Detective Services - Snake Milking - Golf Ball Recovery - Carnival Ride Operating - Xerox Machine Repair - Un-Licensed Massage Therapy (prior customer approval required) - Low-Tech Breast Cancer Screening - Tractor-Pull Organization and Participation - Band Management - Retrieval of mis-behaving dogs (by unique means) - Child Rearing - Legal Support and Adult Probation Supervision in McClennan County - Cooking - Custom Cooking Rig Design and Manufacture - Lawn Care - Wife Training - Child Care - Hog Trapping - Hauling - Fence Building - Electrical Work - Website Design - Farming - Shark Suit Testing - Vehicle Recovery - Nude Beach Life Guarding - Dog Training - Border Security - Weed Control - Roofing - Driver Training - Undercover Investigations - Home Automation - Silk Screening - Bingo Calling - Body Disposal - Banking - Insemination (artificial and other) - House Sitting - Guide Service - Lobbying - Welding - Piercing - Expert Courtroom Testimony - Beer Disposal - Entertainment - Bulk Mailing - Sales - Management - Urinalysis Observation - Bear Eradication - Goat Slaughtering - Hypnotism - College Note Taking - Flower Arrangements - Chemical Application - Christmas Tree Decorating - Laundry Services - Magnetic Signs - Embroidery - Stunts - Pilot Services - Tire Rotation - Phone Psychic Service - Tree Trimming - Telemarketing - Card Dealing - Bodyguard Service - Counseling (Marital; Grief; Debt) - Cat Removal - Hunting Dog Training - (Discount Pricing Available If You Group The 2 Previous Services Together) - Airport Management - Aircraft Sales - Motorcycle Mechanic and Tech Support - DJ Calling - Musician Services - Live Band Performances - Fence Repairs and Nail Removal - Medical Equipment Sales and Office Management

This is only a partial list - If you don't see your desired service listed just give us a call, we will be happy to add it under our umbrella of services!